But why is it so hard to get a bra that fits right, looks cute and feels great on?
My talented friend Anne Quade of Décolletage by Anne offered to share some of her wisdom about the perfect fit with my girlfriends. I can’t resist an excuse for a party. Especially a girly party with potential for alliteration in the name.
I’ve known Anne since the 2nd grade. In 5-7 grade we had the unfortunate pleasure of being the worst two ballerinas ever together. Despite our lack of natural talent, we gave it a good go for a few years of lessons.
And Anne will tell you that if you get a few drinks in me, I will bust out some old moves. But only if you are really lucky.
Luckily, Anne has found her true talent as a seamstress. She’s a bit of a Super Mom. She makes her own diapers, baby clothes, bras and clothing.
I’m still waiting to find my natural talent…uh…..is this thing on? Anybras…
And I was pretty excited when the first two party guests showed up – Marie (above) & Monique (left.)
These ladies were ready to party on down. And so were we.
Before we dug into the pressing matter at hand, we dug into some bites.
I also had red and white wine for the guests.
Anne opened the floor by asking the guests what they hate about wearing a bra.
It didn’t take long for my friends to open up:
– Straps falling down
– “Popping out” of the cup
– Underwire discomfort
-Fat rolls on your side from the bra pushing into you
Ladies, you get the drift. Bras kind of suck.
Lucky for us, Anne had solutions to all of our woes. In fact, she knew what we were going to say in advance and designed her bras to combat each and every complaint.
Isn’t she smart?
Then, she offered free fittings. And I mean real fittings. Not the generic quick (pink) tape measure fitting you get at Victoria’s Secret. There was some serious fittingage going on in my kitchen.
Anne had created a bra in every size known to man so that each girl could try on the proper fit. It was beyond impressive. The try-on bras were plain cotton, but see, once Anne gets a good fit, she creates a bra to a girl’s liking.
For the party, Anne offered a fantastic discount to anyone who wanted to order one.
DD Girl was more than happy to replace our weekly Thursday evening Fire & Wine night with B, B & B.
I had to share with everyone that when I was little I thought boobs grew in like Barbie’s — stiff, connected, perky and perfect.
In fact, just for that, I made sure there were a few of her kind hanging around to hear what real women have to go through.
She didn’t seem too fazed.
In fact, she couldn’t resist being one of the girls for the evening.
Even though the party guests have gone (to the best of my knowledge….although, that DD Girl is pretty sneaky. She might be hanging around…) and the booze & bites have long been put away, you can still bring the party home with you!
Anne has offered to extend her party discount of 20% off a custom bra to the readers of Queen of Quirky!
I feel so special.
So, to take advantage of this special offer (it expires July 31) simply enter the voucher QUEENOFQUIRKY.
I kind of feel bad because Anne is giving you this nice discount and I personally have nothing to offer….
There’s always that ballet dance.