A real text conversation between DD Girl and myself:
QQ: I feel as if my boobs are getting droopy.
DD: LOL. Happens to us all. I told [my boyfriend] that the other day & he looked at me like I was crazy.
QQ: We can have our own 30-something and droopy boobies club.
DD: Haha! Yep! Just wait till after you have kids. You think they are droopy now…
QQ: Crap. I’m adopting.
DD: You just made me spit out my 100 calorie cookie pack.
QQ: Well now you will probably only consume 80 calories. You can thank me later.