No posts in two weeks?! What is wrong with me?
Ok, fine. I’m alive. With absolutely no excuses for abandoning my blog.
[Empty promises to follow.]
And I promise never, ever to leave you in the quirky darkness again. And to alway, always blog, even when I’m super busy.
So what the heck have I been up to?
Well, first off. I broke my butt.
Yup, not even kidding. Despite what you might think, this injury did not occur during a Fire & Wine night.
I slipped on the ice on Monday heading down my front steps. One minute I was upright, the next minute – BLAMO!- I was down. Hard. On my tailbone.
Which has included the purchase and subsequent wearing of donut on his head.
Eh, it didn’t do anything for me anyway. I prefer sitting on ice these days.
Also, the family has been great. My mom has been full of empathy, and my new in-laws sent over my brother-in-law with a bag of hot tamales (my favorite candy.)
Unfortunately, I was sitting on the couch, not wearing any pants when he randomly arrived at our house. (There was a blanket nearby, for anyone who is worried about how this scene played out.)
He really likes to drop trou.
Speaking of wedding pictures, that’s another thing I’ve been up to.
I mean, if you had wedding pictures this awesome, wouldn’t you spend your time looking at them over and over again?
I can say that not because I am awesome, but because my photographer made me look awesome. There is a difference.
My pictures were up just in time to show them off on my latest business trip to Hershey, PA. Armed with my (new!) i-phone and a chocolate martini, I am an unstoppable happy hour social machine.
And when it comes to happy hours, there is probably nothing I like better than showing off my city to friends from out of town.
So, here I am a business trip, social events and butt injury later, asking you to stick with me here in Quirkyville. Because I am such a pain in the butt.