Now imagine, if you will, the following scene.
Justin and Stephanie taking a walk in a popular K.C. metro park with their two dogs. (Oh, here’s Gertie, just so you can get a better picture here)
Only Boomer isn’t really walking in front of Justin, more like exactly behind Justin. So the procession is Gertie, Stephanie, Justin, Boomer.
A man walks by and does a double take. He assesses the situation.
Man to Justin: Woo, you two need to switch dogs. That just doesn’t look right.
Me: Snicker, giggle
Justin: Well, you know. This dog is the biggest chick magnet in the park.
Man: Well, I guess you have a point there.
And he did, really. No less than 10 hot girls came up to Justin to fawn all over Boomer. I practically had to take Gertie to therapy after that walk. Not to mention that Boomer got all sorts of praise for his first poo outside. Gertie was all, I did a much bigger poo over there and I got nothing. What gives?!